Sinking into my cholesterol-oic dream.
I have never dreamt of being fat nor having 30 as my waistline. I was always a thin lass with 0 as my size. Darling, 2 just wouldn't do! But as I sank into my cholesterol-oic dream of reality, an undesirable thought of me bloating into a little Dabiana came up to me in the most peculiar way, which is yet to be discovered.
But maybe this would help explain..
As my sister and I were watching a movie about the democratic rights of women (with all the Huhuhu's and Haha's!), we were devouring on the sweetness and creaminess of the Mantecado ice cream (of Arce Dairy) while munching on the rich potato-flavored of our baby, Ruffles. We totally got caught up with the drama that we barely even noticed the Ruffles running out! So finally, I did..
I was digging inside the bag for some chips when I noticed that the bag was empty. So, as the utosera that I am, I had our cook, cook me some Chicken popcorn (much much more known as Jolly Poppers by kulasas of Manila. :p) as my snack. While she was at it, I had the other Yaya get me a coke-filled tumbler (my Carebears tumbler, by special request) as my thirst quencher. Gosh!The ice cream totally drained me out into a thirsty monster.
So the food was there again and I started pig(ging) out... FOR THE 2ND TIME. I totally got caught up with the watching-the-TV-while-grabbing-what's-available thing that I barely even noticed how much Cholesterol I consumed!
I only did when I saw the huge empty crumpled bag of Ruffles, the half-emptied gallon of ice cream, the empty bowl of Chicken popcorn with nothing on it except the crumbs of the chicken's coating and of course, the quarter-emptied tumbler of Coke! I looked down on my lumobo na dahil sa sobrang kain na tummy and almost laughed out loud! Only God knows how much Cholesterol and Fats I forced into my poor li'l body.
Oh gosh! Did I just eat ALL THAT? I did, didn't I?
My tummy looked bigger and rounder than it was the hour before my pig(ging) out session! What did I expect? I just consumed a sumo meal for a gal with a slender body as mine! I just hope I don't end up as one, a sumo that is.
Now, if only I could resist the urge to grab another bag of Ruffles....
But maybe this would help explain..
As my sister and I were watching a movie about the democratic rights of women (with all the Huhuhu's and Haha's!), we were devouring on the sweetness and creaminess of the Mantecado ice cream (of Arce Dairy) while munching on the rich potato-flavored of our baby, Ruffles. We totally got caught up with the drama that we barely even noticed the Ruffles running out! So finally, I did..
I was digging inside the bag for some chips when I noticed that the bag was empty. So, as the utosera that I am, I had our cook, cook me some Chicken popcorn (much much more known as Jolly Poppers by kulasas of Manila. :p) as my snack. While she was at it, I had the other Yaya get me a coke-filled tumbler (my Carebears tumbler, by special request) as my thirst quencher. Gosh!The ice cream totally drained me out into a thirsty monster.
So the food was there again and I started pig(ging) out... FOR THE 2ND TIME. I totally got caught up with the watching-the-TV-while-grabbing-what's-available thing that I barely even noticed how much Cholesterol I consumed!
I only did when I saw the huge empty crumpled bag of Ruffles, the half-emptied gallon of ice cream, the empty bowl of Chicken popcorn with nothing on it except the crumbs of the chicken's coating and of course, the quarter-emptied tumbler of Coke! I looked down on my lumobo na dahil sa sobrang kain na tummy and almost laughed out loud! Only God knows how much Cholesterol and Fats I forced into my poor li'l body.
Oh gosh! Did I just eat ALL THAT? I did, didn't I?
My tummy looked bigger and rounder than it was the hour before my pig(ging) out session! What did I expect? I just consumed a sumo meal for a gal with a slender body as mine! I just hope I don't end up as one, a sumo that is.
Now, if only I could resist the urge to grab another bag of Ruffles....
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